alaskan hussy

When girls, usually insecure underclassmen, wear fuzzy boots or uggs and short shorts/mini skirts, even in the dead of winter. Their legs are usually perfectly tanned too, through the process of fake-baking. From the dog breed alaskan husky,suggesting these girls are no better than dogs.

Ignorant boy:Hey dude, check out that alaskan hussy. She must be freezing, but she looks hot.

Alaskan Hussy: Do you guys love me yet??

Girl who is actually wearing pants: Wow, tell that skank to put on some clothes, she looks like an Alaskan Hussy.

by directmysail December 6, 2009

alaskan banana boat

Is when you make a dildo out of ice and you shove it up her vag so hard that it gets stuck similar to when you stick your tounge on a frozen pole

I gave her an alaskan banana boated her so hard it didnt thaw for three hours

by water bottle3 September 7, 2012

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010

alaskian snowbeast

The act of a male punching a female/male in the throat after receiving oral sex. This causes the semen to shoot out of the victim's nose in such a way that makes them look like a yetti.

Last night I gave Jane the old "Alaskian Snowbeast", now we are not on speaking terms, the woman has no sense of humor.

by Matt Dizzle November 10, 2006

alaskan wipe

when a young alaskan has to excreate feces in the middle of the snow with nothing to cleanse his rectum with but a snowy handfull to wipe with

this moring jillo was out smoking a stog when a massive shit came apon him and he had to use the alaskan wipe to make up for the toliet paper loss

by mike jillo February 25, 2008

Alaska

The state everyone else comes to or is benifited from because it has the richest resources in the Union. It is also way bigger than Texas. Alaska is to Andre the Giant as Texas is to Pee Wee Hermans bung hole.

Jethro: 'Im going to Alaska to fish'.

Habib: 'I am going to Alaska to work on the cruise ship.'

Chan: 'I am going to Alaska to start a successful business'.

Janet: 'I am going to Alaska to work in the gold, copper, zinc, coal and granite mines'.

Shaquanda: 'I am going to work in Alaska and make 120K a year as a housekeeper on the N.Slope'.

Texan: 'I am going to stay in Texas, Alaska is bigger than me......2 1/2 times bigger, and i am scared.'

Texan 2: "I am going to stay in Houston cauls' that Alaska money shur is nice hur, ya hur."

Politician in DC: "I would love to get my hands on some of that Alaska money."

Igloo: "No one lives in me you dipshit."

Beer: "There is alot of me here, friend."

Yuppie: "Oh, it is a delight here, fabulous native culture."

Alaskan: "You are a bitch made Yuppie, do you pluck your eyebrows? WTF? You must be from Maryland."

Lower 48ter: "This place is Amazing!"

Alaskan: "I tried to be all coy and humble, but when you saw it you blushed...I told you 2 and half bigger than yours."

Texan: "But i am trapped in a womans body".

by akseerkris February 11, 2010

Alaska airlines

The only international airline where you are bound to see someone you know on the flight as long as you are actually flying in or out of Alaska, so you always have someone to talk too.

"I was flying out of anchorage on Alaska Airlines and i was like 3 people i know, it was a total party."

"I love Alaska Airlines"

by Stoner the Mouse November 13, 2009