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asian pride

pride in being asian
asian solidarity
gutsy asians have asian pride and aren't afraid to feel it, know it, or express it
such as the same pride that whites and blacks assume, how is this different?
by piper January 24, 2004
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asian-washed

One who is white, but is obsessed with asian culture.

(opposite of whitewashed, and similar to wigger in usage)
Dude, Micheal Stone is in the corner reading manga again, he's so asian-washed.
by tehbestevarlol May 15, 2006
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Asian Handbag

When a person pays a substantial amount of money for a prostitute only to find that she is actually a transvestite. This is in reference to purchasing an allegedly authentic handbag and discovering it is an Asian counterfeit.
When Curt went to Vegas on business he paid mad coin for an exotic hooker but wound up with an Asian Handbag.
by MisterDave June 25, 2009
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Asian Fail

When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%
Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!

ASIAN FAIL.
by E.Z Asian April 30, 2010
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Asian FOB

An Asian person usually from China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Laos, and other places in Asia and the pacific region, who has just arrived in the United States of America. The term F.O.B. signifies the words “Fresh Off the Boat.”

This type of Asian person usually has come to the United States for a number of reasons:

1) To Study and/or graduate at a college
2) To better their understanding and pronunciation of the English language
3) To work hard and attain wealth so that he/she/they can send money back to their family back home
4) To live a life of hard work and dedication thus opening a business

An Asian FOB unfortunately often gets stereotyped for not speaking fluent English and also for being a bad driver. But these are just stereotypes. Not everyone fits into those categories.
Asian FOB’s often carry traditional family values. Hard work and selflessness are highlights of their hard work and their life. Many FOB’s have dreams and aspirations like any other person, but they are aware that family comes first.
Michelle: “Hey Zhang, how’s it going with your boyfriend? Did he get you a gift for valentines day?”

Zhang: “Yes, he sure did. But we’ve been having problems lately.”

Michelle: “Well girl, don’t worry about it. Guys can be assholes. That’s why you need to do what I do and talk to a lot of guys at once. Then you’ll get gifts all the time and there will always be some new man to take you out.”

Zhang: “But why should I do that? I really love my boyfriend, Kar Wai. We plan on getting married.”

Michelle: “Girl, don’t be stupid. Well, actually, how much is his yearly income?”

Zhang: “I’m not sure. I never checked. But I don’t care about that. I just know that he works hard and he will be a good father for our future family that we will create.”

Michelle: “Jeez, you’re such an Asian Fob. You need to learn the American way.”
by Black Brotha for Humanity December 30, 2009
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asian girls

Hottest! i.e. Hori Lee, Ayoomi Lee, BOA (who everyone knows for the song "Eat You Up")

they are prized possessions if you ever get the chance to date them and deserve to be treated with respect and be loyal to them because they have no tolerance for cheaters or scum, only respectable men

they are very fashionable, usually shy or quiet but there are also outgoing and sociable asian girls

the most common relationships are indeed asian women and white men, especially in America and sometimes in Asian countries also

they are very loving and caring and know how to treat men with respect as long as they receive respect equally

they are in no way nasty or promiscuous except the occasional wayward girl who has lost her way but generally they are quite refined and high class and elegant and beautiful

they usually have sleek, soft black/dark brown hair and very cute faces

not all of them are "flat" as some of the more disrespectful people on here wanted to emphasize on but the best thing about them is that they age veryy slowly so while your white/black/hispanic girl who is 35 is starting to get wrinkles and sagging behinds and chests your asian girls who are 35 will still look like they are 25 or younger

they can cook and they are amazing women to be with, I hope to meet an adorable (not hard to do since most of them are adorable) asian girl one day and marry her
Asian girls are so cool I love all of their cultures!
by sirknight0091 July 12, 2009
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asian girl

Hottest! i.e. HYori Lee, Ayoomi Lee, BOA (who everyone knows for the song "Eat You Up")

they are prized possessions if you ever get the chance to date them and deserve to be treated with respect and be loyal to them because they have no tolerance for cheaters or scum, only respectable men
Asian girls are so cool I love all of their cultures!
by smors234 July 21, 2009
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