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Somerset Toffee Apple

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 January 10, 2012
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enchanted golden apple

A item that is no longer craftable
Wait we can't craft enchanted golden apples anymore!
by EnchantedGA February 15, 2021
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Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes
by ZROSENEDI May 12, 2016
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Apple Blossom

The best holiday ever. Family style Mardi Gras in the small town of Winchester. Everyone comes together, even the people you have never seen before come out. schools close, and the town shuts down to focus on the parades and festivities. You get drunk and party it up all day long. PINK and GREEN are the only colors you see. there is more carnival food than you have ever seen before and walking through the streets have never been so hard! simply amazing!
Have you been to Apple Blossom?
by KBake April 17, 2008
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Shiri Appleby

An actress who played Liz Parker on the awesome WB show Roswell. Born in Los Angeles, CA on Dec. 7, 1978. Most recently appeared in Charlie Wilson's War.
Shiri Appleby had great chemistry with Jason Behr.
by Rachael Elizabeth February 26, 2008
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Apple Bagging

The act of putting one's balls in someone's asshole.
"Dude, that girl was so hot last night; I apple bagged the shit out of her."

"Mother-fucker, there will be no apple bagging tonight."
by JBDKC March 27, 2009
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apple

A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products
Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?

Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.
by Sir Shags-A-Lot January 2, 2009
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