Apocalypse

A world ending threat

The apocalypse might fall upon us anytime

by The clairvoyant. November 22, 2021

apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.

Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.

by SirxiumNotCMD April 1, 2022

APOCALYPSE

Anonymous Provocateurs and Other Culprits that are Against Leaving Your friends to go to Pathetic Stupid Earth
from 22 vs. Earth

22: APOCALYPSE now!

by TheTaiwanese April 28, 2022

Apocalyptic Bitch

A bitch that has the potential to destroy all of mankind with her explosiveness. The bitch everyone tells you to leave the alone. Once that bitch detonates she's every kind of bitch. All at once a little at a time and over and over again. Makes pimp realize that they didn't have anything but women daughters and mothers who they hurt and never loved. The bitch that makes you pray for salvation. Too late

An apocalyptic bitch has been detected. This is not a test. Stay tuned for a message from the bitch management authority

by 1n1s2 August 2, 2022

Apocalypse

So imagine this: you chilling with your friends when all the sudden *BOOM* you hear an explosion and then you try to run the hell away but the problem is A DEMON IS BLOCKING YOUR PATH the demons eats your friend and when he tried to eat you your punch him in the face but then another demon comes out of the ground and eats you then all the sudden THERE ARE HORDES OF DEMONS EVERYWHERE.

"MY brothers it be the apocalypse!"

by Thatcoldude August 27, 2022

Apocalete

An Apocalete, is someone who carries extra weight, fat or bulk. They are ready for the apocalypse, so when food becomes scarce, they have weight to lose and energy in reserve!

“You’re a big lad, you’ve put on a few pounds..!”

“Yeah well I’m an Apocalete: I’m training for the apocalypse - when you small people are starving to death a few weeks in to the disaster, my six pack will just be starting to show and I’ll have energy to spare!”

by Terrez March 27, 2023

Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.

I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.

by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023