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anime

Cartoons that are usually very serious with a large, nerdy, pasty-white American kid fanbase. Usually the eyes on the characters are ten times too large, and their mouths only move up and down in one repeating motion. The oversized eyes can be connected to the rather small eyes of the people who make the cartoons, perhaps trying to even the balance.
Cartoons were originally created to be funny and entertaining. Anime is neither.
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anime

The downfall of America's future.
How can children be the future when they're sitting infront of the T.V. and gazing in a stopour at seizurical colors and half-naked drawn characters?
by Roujine The Hedgehog August 25, 2006
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anime

The Japanese word for "animation". Anime is generally WAY over-rated, incredibly generic, and completely brainless. Anime was originally an animated instructional video by the Japanese to demonstrate that Japanese writers literally cannot put together a single concept without demons, vampires, giant robots, or high-powered fighters.

Humor in anime is literally 100% childish, slapstick garbage, including but not limited to falling over and twitching, bleeding from the nose, having a stupid facial expression, or secreting a giant sweat drop on your head. Note that 95% of these slapstick moments are a result of sexual perversion, typically inadvertantly squeezing GIGANTIC breasts (usually belonging to an animated 12 year old).

Luckily, anime fans need only watch a single episode of any genre, as doing so is actually equivalent to seeing every episode of every show in that genre. For example, watching a single episode of Love Hina is like watching all romance comedies, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME THING.
Hey, did you see that anime? I didn't, because only retards watch that crap.
by TyrantX April 26, 2008
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anime

"anime: a vastly inferior form of animation adopted by pedophiles and sex offenders to simulate rape"
"anime: Speed lines and gigantic eyes mini skirts and long legs!"
by Bloody Sacha November 19, 2007
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anime

A jap cartoon featuring a guy/girl with huge ass purple hair eating ramen while kicking other japanese ninja asses.
bob"ANIME IS AWSOME!!!"

bill"its a purple cartoon with ramen -.-"
by william liu October 6, 2008
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anime

Possibly the weirdest fucking thing ever. If you want to be weird read, draw or call yourself a Japanese name Anime style.
Crazy girl with plaid skirt and fishnets: Tehe guys ~.- I'm so0o changing my name to Linx. XD That's what happened in the newest version of Kumitata's Adventures!
by MADDYXCORE LMAOOAOAOA August 14, 2005
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anime

(n). Genre of the sub-category "Cartoon" in which stylized characters have large hair, big eyes, and a Japanese flare.
Word derived from "animation"; anime is not completely animation, as are the cartoon shows not fully animated; (ie)the characters' mouths sometimes do not move although one hears dialoge (ie) a character running may not look as if moving, but rather have many legs against an unchanging background to ideocially signify motion
Fuck this amime shit! Classic cartoons like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Simpsons are what TRUE cartooning is all about!
by Duck-duck April 3, 2003
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