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Super Angry Pirate

An Angry Pirate is when you jizz in a chick's eye (any one), and kick her in the knee; causing he to cover her eye while hopping around on one leg. The covered eye represents an eye-patch, and the hopping represents a wooden/peg-leg. Thus creating an angry pirate.

A Super Angry Pirate, is when you cum on the chick's back, while she's in her slumber. Then place a bed-sheet on her back, and when she wakes up the sheet would be crust-stuck onto that bitch's back, representing the cape which Superman flies around in. Thus creating the Superman.

Now, put the two together.. Superman that hoe, then Angry Pirate her; thus creating a Super Angry Pirate! Now thats what I call a fucking Kodak Moment.
DMFRSM
Dudeeeeeee, when ______ fell asleep, I Super Angry Pirate'd that bitch!
AWESOME! What'd she do when she recovered!?
She cried for a bit, but I just kicked her in the knee again and told her to get the fuck back in the kitchen.
JSABTT20
by dmf_btt April 9, 2008
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Angry Minge

A vagina which has been disused for some time, it's wrath is ready to be unleashed.

It should be approached with caution.
She was gagging for it, i've never seen such an angry minge.

Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.
by iron woman March 25, 2010
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Angry Kitty

A woman responds to the paramedics when asked what her complaint is. "I'z got a angry kitty."

One lesbian to another....." I really wanted that Subaru Forester but, that angry kitty beat me too it."
by Teleygirl April 24, 2010
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angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.
I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.
by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011
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Angry Birds Space

A recently released iPhone game who is the third game in the ''series'', if it really is a series. The point of this game is to shoot somehow superpower-given birds at pigs inside bubbles. And poorly made buildings. If you shoot to hard though, in planets, especially small ones, you will orbit 2-3 times.

A rage is often commiting when you miss.
Some guy: Hey, have you heard that Angry Birds Space is out?
Some faggot: What's good with that. Only rage, frustration and temper going to the top?
by Cracklebowl September 2, 2012
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angry chester

When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.
I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.
by Sir Captain Happy Pants March 28, 2016
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Angry Blowfish

The art of suffocating someone with your large stretched out scrotum. This is achieved by stretching your scrotal tissue over someone head and suffocating them like you would with a plastic bag.

You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
Dude did you see Jason? He angry blowfished that guy last night.
by Xavier Dashwood October 8, 2016
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