Anal breathing

the act of opening up ones sphincter and pushing and pulling air in and out of your anus.

It is good to practice anal breathing so you dont suffer from massive hemorrhoids

by chuck/norris December 9, 2012

Anal volcano

Pouring a can of Coke or Pepsi into someone's asshole and having them defecate an acidic shit solution back out.

Guy: "Trust me honey, it's ok, I was told diet soda creates a less painful anal volcano."
Girl: *muffles inaudible dialogue through a muzzle*

by fun4thewholefamily May 5, 2014

Anal Surge

When you really need to poop, then it suddenly all comes out without you knowing.

"I was walking down my street then I had an anal surge it hurt my asshole so bad"

by Grundle Gargle June 11, 2016

anal puppeteer

Someone who likes to stick their hand up their own ass like a puppet

John is such a anal puppeteer when he sits home playing mine craft all day.

by Tailspinmb November 27, 2013

anal mustard

The residue after anal intercourse which is made up of cum, blood, and anal juice.

Mitch- 'Hey Mike! How was anal with your bitch?'
Mike- 'Really good, there was a lot of anal mustard though.'

by Scooba-steve May 13, 2009

anal lasagna

Anal lasagna is where you pour lasagna noodles and sauce and Ricata cheese in a persons booty then ram your dick so far into it that it pushes the lasagna into their intestines like they reverse ate it

Derek: my girl refuses to eat Stouffers Lasagna anymore.
Lincoln: why?
Derek: I gave her an anal lasagna a few months ago and it kinda traumatized her.

by xtlanta September 20, 2017

Anal Wars

The act of grasping a light-sabre between ones butt cheeks and battling to the death.

ANAL WARS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS ANAL WARS?!

by Lectins Toad July 19, 2009