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acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
by Albert hater December 14, 2023
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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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albert

If you are friends with someone named albert he will rage and scream alot. Will want to be called by flamingo.
His name is probably Albert, he screams so much.
by silililililili March 20, 2020
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Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow
Look,Albert,put on your bra!
by kidamogus October 6, 2021
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Albert

The usual given name for a butler. They were born to serve others. Even though they are sweet and affection creatures
Sam: Who is that guy ?
Josh: Probably an Albert
by Riririririverdale November 23, 2021
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Albert

Albert is a sex simbol
by YnySebi November 21, 2021
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Albert F. Biella

A school for idiot children.
But 2019 6th graders are great.
Frankie please stop yelling nigger at lunch though-
Hi at this school we all talk shit about other schools while sharing food and using our phones when we’re not supposed to.
Cassy and Pablo: sharing food

Kids coming over for the basketball game:
Ew wtf

Everyone:
This is Albert F. Biella bitch!
by Caramel’s Gay April 28, 2019
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