A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.
Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
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