Accuntability

Taking responsibility for the actions of one's dirtay vajayjay.

Denise: I fucked ten ponies last night.

Thad: Bitch, you needsta take some accuntability fo' yo' self.

Accuntability by Cuntgratulations! April 9, 2010

Accountability 

What is generally lacking in the chambers of Congress and the boardrooms of Fortune 500 corporations!

Kenneth Lay- Let's just see if we can blow up this corporation while getting silly-rich in the process.
Junior Accountant- But sir, what about the thousands of employee retirement funds? Are you aware of corporate accountability?
Kenneth Lay- (Silence... Crickets humming...) Umm, I just bought a new Maybach...

Accountability by zagnut February 21, 2005

Accountability 

Noun:
A word lacking a definite meaning. Often used in conjunction with the words "regulation", "greed", and "oversight" (all of which have equally vague definitions) on major news networks to elicit emotional responses from their braindead viewers.

Talking Head 1: I think that the greed on Wall Street, selfish people who make money, and the lack of oversight by the government are to blame for the failing economy.

Talking Head 2: Yeah! We need more accountability!

Accountability by srnty March 23, 2009

accunt

adjective meaning "very cunt-like"

My history teacher is wicked accunt

accunt by SuicideFLip February 27, 2005

accounting 

a secret way of referring to sex.

1. hey bitch, lets go do some accounting.

2. me and Stacy did some accounting before we got here.

accounting by Limelemon101 February 21, 2009

accountant-assisted suicide

An elderly person's planning of his own death to correspond to when the money runs out.

I'm gonna commit accountant-assisted suicide way before I turn 90.

accountant-assisted suicide by brontosplachna January 4, 2014

no accounting of taste

Impossible explain one's likes and dislikes.

I can't tell if she likes pizza with onions or not. There's no accounting of taste. Taste

no accounting of taste by Hkaehh December 6, 2016