Aaron 

Aaron very long individual, often mistaken for a twiglet. Really enjoys eating numerous bags of crisps.

Hey! Is that aaron over there steve ? No paul that's a young tree sapling.

Aaron by Slag slayer January 27, 2014

Aaron 

A gay man who loves playing butt darts when he's not monitoring glory holes with his mouthpiece

"That poor Aaron,"

Aaron by Beastonem July 26, 2016

Aaron 

An inconsiderate asshole who disregards his friends feelings and doesn't keep promises.

I'm an Aaron and I don't give a f**k about you.

Aaron by annoyed waffle July 23, 2017

Aaron 

That one extra kid who is insanely anoyying and will bug the shit out of you. Used for boy and girl names, Aarons are usually little bitches who are dyslexic.

Girl 1: Aaron is so annoying.
Girl 2: Yaaaaasss bitch I hate him.
Both: Yaaaaaaasssss fuck Aaron.

Aaron by Person75 December 5, 2017

Aaron 

Aaron is an adjective for a man who will regardless of age always live with his mum. An Aaron will usually have a lot of pictues of his cat on his phone. Other than cats Aarons also generally have a penchant for small Asian woman and bukkake...they will never have the opportunity to experience the pleasure of either.

Aaron: Cat loving, Asian girl fantasising, Douche bagging Doucher!

Aaron by Andiandi81 September 25, 2009

Aaron 

Looks the aushwitz man who enjoys drinking bleach and shooting up schools and he is batman.

Aaron is batman.

Aaron by CloseYourLegs November 10, 2016

Aaron 

Aaronnewmans are very deadly and greatly depressing things, They are attracted to "Scene chicks" with long multicolored hair, Brace faces, And major eyeliner wearers. (much like the appearance of a Aaronnewman. They love to bestow the "Wet blanket'' effect on people with there over dramatic acts and there angry vows of silence. Aaronnewmans favorite activity would have to be the art of breeding as a Aaronnewman is always looking for a new mate. One of a Aaronnewmans defense techniques would have to be the cry and wish for death maneuver were one cries and rights on there facebook posting Bring me the horizon lyrics that talk of dealt. All in all STAY CLEAR OF ALL POSSIBLE SIGHS OF AARONNEWMANS OR ELSE BE TURNED SCENE

KIM: Omg Trisha! Why is he staring at me and not saying a thing?
TRISHA: O dont worry hes a Aaronnewman.
KiM: O ok that exsplains everything.

Aaron by yourmom1026 June 5, 2011