Angry swinging Ape

Vigorously swinging your hips back and forth so that your Nuts and Johnson slap against your stomach and your grundle, emulating an angry ape swinging through the forest floor. Depending upon the size of your penis, it can either be called swinging monkey or an ape. Whatever the case may be, it must be angry. This gesture is usually done to a roommate, teammate or just someone that cut you off on the freeway. Although this movement may be hazardous to the health of your nut sack, it is heaps of fun and can turn any situation into a nut slappin comedy hour! WARNING: Attempting this act on a moving vehicle requires practice and coordination. Please practice in front of a mirror first before releasing the anger of the Ape in public.

The party was getting kind of dull, so Eric decided to get up on a table, drop his pants and display his Angry Swinging Ape. The whole room roared with laughter, some people were angered, some were appalled and some hid their eyes in embarrassment. Regardless, the party was not dull any longer!

by Desi Arnads December 5, 2007

raped ape

1) something that goes wicked freakin fast
2)something going like a bat out of hell

backround:have you ever seen a raped ape? i goes like a MOFO

"i slapped a chick on the ass, and she went like a raped ape"

by Lewis October 19, 2004

Street ape

Sideways hat wearin', pants off the booty havin', rap, hip-hop and r&b listenin' to, way too loud boom box or car stereo thumpin', stupid hand gesture showin', dopey talkin', thug, gansta, pimp, deala, playa bein' (and the wannabes) P Diddly emulatin' welfare suckin', 40 drinkin' moron.

What's wrong with the world where a street ape like Snoop Dorky Dork can act like such an ass and make so much money?

by The REAL Bear January 21, 2009

ugly on an ape

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs.

Compare: drool on a baby.

Bartender: "The customers were practically swarming me last Friday."
Regular: "Yeah, like ugly on an ape."

by Figleaf23 September 24, 2007

bathing ape

A shoe company, also known as BAPE, based in Japan. They specialize in hip-hop and urban stylings.

I got me some bathing apes.

by Pastor T-Love January 4, 2009

Grape Ape

A 1970's Hanna Barbera cartoon about a 40 foot tall purple gorilla called The Great Grape Ape. Although the original series finished over 20 years ago Grape Ape is sometimes refered to in modern day cartoons e.g. He made a cameo appearence in an episode of The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy in wich he was a giant monster with his head stuck in a volcano.

Grape Ape, it burns, Grape Ape.

by Callum Hemsley May 2, 2008

house ape

(n) A small child, especially a bratty or out-of-control child.

She has a home full of snotty-nosed house apes.

by Heptune May 14, 2005