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Ton club

ejaculating whilst travelling at speeds of exactly 100 mph
Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.
by Danny steam August 7, 2012
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Club Nintendo

A website for registering Nintendo games for Wii & DS that are published by Nintendo. You will be rewarded with "points" for completing surveys after registering games. You can redeem these points for prizes such as more wii remote straps, Mario & Zelda posters, and overpriced Game & Watch games. Everything you buy from Club Nintendo is paid for only with points, and there is free shipping.
Billy: I just bought 3 Super Mario Posters from Club Nintendo! It was free, although I had to buy a lot of games to get it!
Jim: That's not free.
Billy: It sort of is.
by AaAaAa!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2011
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static club

“You order anything from the new static club merch drop?” 😳 ultimate flex
by The static kids November 21, 2021
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Club-Shine

The pivotal point for a female between dry and dripping with sweat achieved only while dancing ones ass off at a club or party.

Club-Shine requires the service of a capable DJ who can play more than 2 danceable songs in a row or a host that doesn't have Rick Astley on their iPod.

Club-Shine is a non-point for men because society allows them to just call it sweat.
After 5 songs, my club-shine was at risk, so we grabbed a couple mojitos to cool off.
by ericizmine February 22, 2010
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bay club

the better version of a country club serving the best hospitality on the west coast. employing the world's best teens under the world's worst management
karen: hey julie, i'm #bayclubhappy
julie: that's just because you just had 5 frosés at the bay club bitch. get a job and pick up your kids from daycare.
by happicali22 March 28, 2020
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Club Scout

Club Scout – usually a fraternity pledge or other lowly entrant, who is tasked the demeaning job of making a solo run to check out strip clubs and other venues for more senior members for future party spots
Brian got tagged as being the club scout for the fraternity.
by TooSick4U February 10, 2010
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Club Cough

Sickness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive smoke machines, typically in a darkened nightclub setting, usually underground (so as to avoid air circulation). Pair this with alcohol and sweat and this makes for a deadly combination. The actual cough can last anywhere from a week to as long as a month.
I went to this rave last night at this horrible club, and wow do I have some serious club cough today. I’m not gonna make it to work.
by dorksgetlaid2 June 9, 2019
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