sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks. Derived from one who sucks at skiing.

Did you see that guy go off that jump? He was such a sack lapper.

by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005

Whack Sack

Common name for "testicular akathisia"--also commonly known as "jimmy nuts": an uncontrolable urge to persistently shift, manipulate, or joggle one's testicles.

"Yo--he got he the Whack Sack serious. Dude plays with his nuts all day."

by Even Cleaveland December 31, 2006

sack inch

A cock so small it appears to dwell within the scrotum.

Now that you are sexually active let's go to the store and load up on fingercots for your sack inch so you don't contract a disease from your notoriously sexually active girlfriend.

by Sean M. Lennon March 01, 2006

old sack

A person who is quite old and complains all the time about everything.

Shut Up Ronnie you old sack of horse shit.

by daveboss March 16, 2010

Sack Hand

The act of rubbing your own hand around your sweaty ball-sack, then shaking someone else's hand with the aforementioned hand smothered in bollock sweat.

Tom: Hey, how was talking to Harry?

Dick: OK, I gave him the old Sack Hand'.

Tom: Hahaha.

by The Sack Hander General June 27, 2011

Apple sack

Another word for testicles.

He has a big apple sack.
John was punched in the apple sack twice.

by Nik Gonzales May 16, 2006

sack clap

The act of violently moving the pelvic area in a thrusting motion inorder to clap the scrotum against the gluteal wall. It bears a strong resemblance to a clap with the hands.

Brandon gave a sack clap round of applause.

by The Dude. October 24, 2008