The Diarrhea Song

when you're sliding into third,
and you feel you have to turd...

(chorus)

When you see a skid mark,
and you're not even in a car...

(chorus)

When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care...

(chorus)

When your stomach hurts,
and you just know you've got the squirts..

(chorus)

The song about the result of eating dodgy food in the middle of nowhere and the end result of needing to expel the results.

by Melbear May 10, 2005

your song

Any song that you have emotional attachment to. Upon hearing it on the radio, you must unhinge you jaw and scream into the void.

Radio: *despacito starts playing*
Guy in car: Oh my god it's your song!
Other guy in car: *unintelligible screaming*

by obungus June 11, 2018

Whale songs

When you and a male friend are banging two chicks in an otherwise quiet house and the only sounds that can be heard are the females moaning back and forth "singing".

Guy 1: Hey man, those girls from last night that were all over us are coming over tonight.

Guy 2: Awesome, they were DTF last night so we'll have them singing whale songs in no time.

by wDawks May 12, 2018

ass song

Singing into someone's asshole as a means for seducing them. Songs with a lot of trilling likely produce the best results.

"Brent sang an ass song to Holly last night and she was pretty into it."

by fuzzypink December 5, 2018

The Cup Song

A song from the movie "Pitch Perfect," is also known as "When I'm Gone." Requires a cup and some patience: 2 claps, 3 pats on the cup, pick up the cup and set down on the side, clap, grab cup from side and pat the open part of it, hit the bottom corner of it on the table, switch to other hand, and set it down while hitting the table with your other hand, creating an X with your arms.

I tried learning "The Cup Song" from this Youtube video and it took me like 3 days to actually get it!

by abigail2016 August 27, 2013

christmas song

"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" was made famous by Nat King Cole. Ignorant people tend to believe that it is called "The Christmas Song," but they obviously have no clue of what they are talking about.

What is the name of that song that starts off like "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"

Dude...It's called "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire," you idiot. If you believe it's "The Christmas Song" than look it up on wikipedia or something reliable.

Oh. Okay

by Mel Torme December 14, 2006

derrick song

submissive to jessica youk and jessica youk only.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003