An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.
It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”
Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”
Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
Get the Flat Stanleymug. by ayas_wish October 9, 2021
Get the flat majormug. The stench that occurs when visiting the unwashed abode of someone who lives in there own filth. The smell will most likely stick to your clothes and a shower is definitely in required to eliminate the smell. (Deemed flat stench as it is most common in small stuffy flats with terrible airflow)
Saul: It stinks in here.
Callum: Its the Flat Stench.
Saul: I can never get this out Yeah, I've already washed my converse shirt like 7 times it's putrid intoxicating wank is almost impossible to evade
Callum: Its the Flat Stench.
Saul: I can never get this out Yeah, I've already washed my converse shirt like 7 times it's putrid intoxicating wank is almost impossible to evade
by UrbanNigtionary June 17, 2016
Get the Flat Stenchmug. A person who looks like the character from the book flat stanley. An example would be Adam Brodowski
by Gberg42 March 14, 2014
Get the flat stanmug. Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.
by FlatsSince92 December 15, 2021
Get the Flat roofermug. Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.
Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.
by TissPee September 19, 2009
Get the pwnd flatmug. by Stoog March 16, 2003
Get the flat bitchmug.