Fix up

Any type of drug or alcohol
Aye bro lemme I'm just tryna get my fix up
by White terminator April 22, 2021
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Can't Fix Loser

When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.

Also is applicable to describe a company.
Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.

BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.

Yurk: Ya but unc...

BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.
by Mike109999 February 03, 2022
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come fix my wifi box

girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱
by contralto July 27, 2021
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"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023
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easy fix

One broken bolt away from a 3 day ordeal
A leaking exhaust? Oh, that's an easy fix
by SesamstraatHooligan July 11, 2021
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Fixing day

Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.
Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.
by Farting June 06, 2021
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skin fix

Skin Fix is when you need to touch someone's skin... almost like a drug.
Her: Babe... I need a Skin Fix...
Him: Here, have my back.
Her: *Rubbing his back*
by Dr. Frank009 April 02, 2019
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