Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019

russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use

"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.

by MahaRandi May 13, 2016

Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016

Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos

I saw two lesbians play dildo wars

by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014

Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better

Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret

Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!

by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017

Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.

Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!

by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019