Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
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Nandor: How does Guillermo do my hair on formal occasions?
Guillermo: Half up, half down.
N: Also known as...?
G: Half down, half up?
N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
Guillermo: Half up, half down.
N: Also known as...?
G: Half down, half up?
N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
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