The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.
Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...
by Jorisim December 9, 2015
Get the clutch minute mug.When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.
Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.
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Get the sacramento minute mug.A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.
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