Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.

Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.

by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019

clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.

Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...

by Jorisim December 9, 2015

Odawg minute

A time frame ranging anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes

Odawg: I’ll get on the game in a minute

The boys: an actual minute or an Odawg minute?

by SlowMovingVan May 1, 2023

Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.

Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute

by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022

Wet Minute

A seemingly long but still short time spent waiting, typically in an uncomfortable scenario.

I was stood outside for a wet minute and it was freezing!

by wetT January 6, 2022

Shit a minute

Holy shit hold the fucking phone

Woa woa woa, shit a minute guys!

by Bootynibba May 30, 2019

P.A. minute

Being somewhere for a long time without explaining the actual length of time.

I've been living at my apartment for a P.A. minute.

by Wmbarnes01 November 7, 2015