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Massive

Bro Scotland are MASSIVE they beat Denmark 2-0!!!
by The Big Con November 15, 2021
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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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Massive

West Ham are massive
by Banterours cow 101 March 19, 2022
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Hockley massive

Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver
Oh look it’s the hockley massive get the Charlie and the nelsons out
by Hockley chiller crew February 1, 2022
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absolutely fucking massively gay

steve: "im gay"
cole: "but im absolutely fucking massively gay!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!"
by me3053082084130 February 10, 2022
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Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?
by sigma sugma September 8, 2021
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