absolutely fucking massively gay

yes

yes

steve: "im gay"
cole: "but im absolutely fucking massively gay!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!"

by me3053082084130 February 10, 2022

Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 6, 2022

a massive

Being the first invited to the chasnah.

'Wow Reuven, that is a massive!'

by RebYid May 5, 2021

Joe Massive fartman

A joe Massive fartman can be used to describe someone who makes alts and fake servers to fart in. A joe Massive fartman may even use snapchat and talk to (12 year old) girls.

"Omg hes pulling a Joe Massive fartman"
"This iraqi is such a Joe Massive fartman"

by Nathanfarts2002 May 18, 2021

Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me

by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024

MASSIVE

the low taper fade meme

You know what's crazy? The ninja low taper fade meme is still MASSIVE, Yeah, MASSIVE

by AverageSerb December 8, 2024

MASSIVE

When ever you hear someone says something is massive, you tell them Ya'll know what else is MASSIVE
LOOOOWWOWOWOO TABERR FAAADEEEE

The map is too massive, but you know what else is massive
LOOOOOOWWW TABBBBERRR FAADDEEEE

by Im actually kanye west December 15, 2024