Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?
Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!
Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!
by Larry Fromish October 19, 2015
Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*
Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..
Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..
by Connorbrown3993 January 13, 2019
by saucysausage November 05, 2015
A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 11, 2016
by gofightingtigers!! March 29, 2005
The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.
by Daanile December 07, 2006
The dead skin scrappings collected from the grundle or taint/asshole region after a long run in the heat of summer. Swampass is the number one culprit for these God forsaken brownies.
Bill: I just went for a 10 mile run in this Louisiana Bayou death heat wave.
Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.
Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.
by Csmasher May 19, 2011