by fathist February 8, 2010

An fat Asian gay guy who's into bum fun but can't do it due to his penis being the size of a cocktail sausage.
Gay guy: omg Joel Elvin gave me anal but I couldnt feel anything cause his penis is so small
Gay guys friend: oh really I heard that his dicks so small that he had to get a specially made machine to wank himself
Gay guy: hahahahahahaha
Gay guys friend: oh really I heard that his dicks so small that he had to get a specially made machine to wank himself
Gay guy: hahahahahahaha
by ecnerwal siwel November 1, 2012

by Lewis1983 May 21, 2005

When someone takes a shit on the strings of a piano then proceeds to play piano man over and over to work the shit in really good.
Hey dude check out your piano. I herd someone playing piano man on it last night. I'm afraid you might have been Billy Joel'd last night.
by pimpdogman October 24, 2010

In "punk rock" band named Good Charlotte. Acts punk one minute then all ghetto the next. Likes to date under age girls, like Hilary Duff.See Pedophile
Did you see Joel at the trl awards he was wearing all white but at the mtv new years eve show he was wearing all black...Can you say bipolar???
by Joel Madden July 19, 2008

by jowl1265 November 19, 2022
