Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

who is that hottie sleeping there? It must be Jan-Malte

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

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Jan

the definiton of humans with low IQ. if you see yourself as a Jan, you better just take suicide, cuz u ain't going anywhere with that brain my guy, just a tip
You're also defined as a simp, fat and acne human. AKA you're fat, u roll to places except the gym, you simp for guys, and ur face has enough acne's to start a river of acne juice.

Poor movie taste

" I heard his name is Jan, I feel bad for the parents, having to live with such a pain in the ass.

" if you decide to name ur child Jan, ur braindead, fat probably and also low IQ

by Dark Yoshi May 25, 2021

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Jan-Harm

Broken gym man.
A boy that was in love and got broken so bad that he started working out. A man who works out daily so that he doesn't ever go back to the weak way he was.

Boy 1: Bro are you good?

Boy 2: yes, i am just going Jan-Harm zone thats all, breaking my limits.

by USAGymrat November 23, 2021

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