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greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.
"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."
by A-train April 16, 2005
mugGet the greasing the sausagemug.

grease kayak

an all night session (aka FuckFest), with an overweight women, 2 jars of mayo (or Mayonnaise - Light or regular), and a dirty house slipper.
Mike: what the hell is that smell in your apartment?

Dan: what smell ?

Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?

Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.

Mike: That is very wrong!
by Mealoil July 9, 2010
mugGet the grease kayakmug.

Ball grease

Man it was so hot outside I had ball grease.
by Madison20691 May 30, 2006
mugGet the Ball greasemug.

Coon Grease

1. A word that is used to describe a negros greasy oiled hair
2. African American hair which can cause one to slip on the floor like a banana peel. when you come accros coon grease please place a caution greasy floor sign up on the floor so your fellow caucasians dont break they self!
Wow if we rang all the coon grease out of your hair we could wax madd cars! damn!!!!

ron: damn i just slipped on a banana peel
don: nah dude that was shaquams coon grease from after he did that hand stand!
by peterbattista November 3, 2006
mugGet the Coon Greasemug.

Grease Face

A Person with an oily face. Usually the face is shiny with the appearance of having grease on their face. Most of the time it is accompanied by acne
Person 1:"Hey, do you know Victor?"
Person 2:"The one that thinks he works for Atlantic?"
Person 1:"Yeah, HIM!"
Person 2:"Yeah, That Grease Face"
by Manovich Sucks May 16, 2008
mugGet the Grease Facemug.

Grease Missile

A shot in golf kind of like a duck hook, a low to the ground zinger that moves from left to right and still manages to find the fairway.
“That gentleman hit a fine grease missile, he must be living the life of Reilly.
by ManleyGreaseMissile April 15, 2021
mugGet the Grease Missilemug.

monkey grease

LETS TAKE A MEAN OL MONKEY GREASE!!
by Bullydog T1 October 26, 2011
mugGet the monkey greasemug.

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