1st New Jersey

The only company in War of Rights you need to think about and join. All other companies are plebs who enlisted, while Jersey boys were born with an 1861 Springfield in their hands and a cartridge between their teeth. Huzzah and for the Union!

Has Roy asked you about the 1st New Jersey? What a bunch of badasses

by TotallyNotHansel November 24, 2019

February 1st

February 1st is all about compliments! Boys tell your partner a dirty compliment!😏

Boy: Hey babe you have a big ass
Girl: oh umm thanks??
Boy: It’s February 1st sorry 😂😳
Girl: Oh it’s ok and oh ya I forgot!!

by Teehee Gurl January 31, 2021

1st gen

When someone has archaic technology, they are referred to as 1st gen.

Yo, Hugo is still rocking that old i-pod, this is 2013! He is soooooo "1st gen".

by beachgoth August 16, 2013

1st Of July

1st of July is that day when you’re happy with your friends. NO FIGHTING

Example: Someone: You count at hide and seek again!
Y/n: Fine
1st Of July

by MaryaTheo November 18, 2020

December 1st

The day we come to school naked

Victoria asked jazmin Figueroa if she was ready to get naked in December 1st

by Professor Beckons October 20, 2019

1st Round Knockout

A manuever that takes place in the early, unsuspecting hours of the morning where a man positions his crotch over the face of the victim, pulls his morning wood down towards his toes and releases it like a catapault . This strike hits the "opponent", obliterates their jaw, and results in a sound resembling a knockout or similar hard hit in a fight.

Most commonly used at house parties, fraternity houses, and bedrooms as punishment to humiliate a person such as an uninvited guest, a tool, or irritating girlfriend who has pissed you off. A quick and easy way to get revenge or show disapproval.

"Last night at the party, Brandon passed out on the couch with his shoes on so Frank woke him up this morning with a 1st Round Knockout."

"Why's Lisa's chin swollen?" "She was a complete cunt to me last night so I got up early this morning just so I could pay her back with a 1st Round Knockout"
"Spiderman her next time"

by Wildman Bill September 11, 2009

1st Emperor of the Internet

Declaring himself openly in 2020, the current Emperor of the Internet is Charles Edward Carver III and resides in Florida.

The ruler of all cyberspace he fights for a free flow of information. The Emperor also relies on birds from the Corvid family to deliver information around the world.

"Hey, did you know the ravens report everything to the 1st Emperor of the Internet?"

by 1st Emperor of the Internet December 12, 2020