by MaryaTheo November 19, 2020
by Professor Beckons October 20, 2019
Boy: Hey babe you have a big ass
Girl: oh umm thanks??
Boy: It’s February 1st sorry 😂😳
Girl: Oh it’s ok and oh ya I forgot!!
Girl: oh umm thanks??
Boy: It’s February 1st sorry 😂😳
Girl: Oh it’s ok and oh ya I forgot!!
by Teehee Gurl February 01, 2021
The only company in War of Rights you need to think about and join. All other companies are plebs who enlisted, while Jersey boys were born with an 1861 Springfield in their hands and a cartridge between their teeth. Huzzah and for the Union!
by TotallyNotHansel November 24, 2019
by kbra24 December 07, 2014
A manuever that takes place in the early, unsuspecting hours of the morning where a man positions his crotch over the face of the victim, pulls his morning wood down towards his toes and releases it like a catapault . This strike hits the "opponent", obliterates their jaw, and results in a sound resembling a knockout or similar hard hit in a fight.
Most commonly used at house parties, fraternity houses, and bedrooms as punishment to humiliate a person such as an uninvited guest, a tool, or irritating girlfriend who has pissed you off. A quick and easy way to get revenge or show disapproval.
Most commonly used at house parties, fraternity houses, and bedrooms as punishment to humiliate a person such as an uninvited guest, a tool, or irritating girlfriend who has pissed you off. A quick and easy way to get revenge or show disapproval.
"Last night at the party, Brandon passed out on the couch with his shoes on so Frank woke him up this morning with a 1st Round Knockout."
"Why's Lisa's chin swollen?" "She was a complete cunt to me last night so I got up early this morning just so I could pay her back with a 1st Round Knockout"
"Spiderman her next time"
"Why's Lisa's chin swollen?" "She was a complete cunt to me last night so I got up early this morning just so I could pay her back with a 1st Round Knockout"
"Spiderman her next time"
by Wildman Bill September 11, 2009
Declaring himself openly in 2020, the current Emperor of the Internet is Charles Edward Carver III and resides in Florida.
The ruler of all cyberspace he fights for a free flow of information. The Emperor also relies on birds from the Corvid family to deliver information around the world.
The ruler of all cyberspace he fights for a free flow of information. The Emperor also relies on birds from the Corvid family to deliver information around the world.
by 1st Emperor of the Internet December 12, 2020