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After-Shit

An after-shit is an uncommon phenomenon which occurs after taking a normal shit. Usually, minutes after completing your first dump, you unexpectedly shit again. Whether or not you are on the can is inconsequential.
John thought he was done in the bathroom, but one change of pants later, he learned to respect the dreaded after-shit.
by Oaff January 19, 2012
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After Birth

The coolest website / music composition website ever. www.after-birth.com - The music induces an OC high. (See Oxycontin)
Dude I just totally after-birthed and stayed up till 4 AM. Sweet-

Dude After Birth dominates my car stereo, CD Player, headphones, and Computer playlist.
by Soniti October 12, 2004
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after douche

when a douchebag performs such douchery and is graduated to the next level.
darren joseph craig is the after douche..
by lilbichygrl August 13, 2008
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After Christmas Zombie March

Those people still aimlessly wandering around the malls who were told several months back they "needed to get their Christmas shopping done". But someone failed to tell them ... "it's over, stop, go home, get a life"!
by AKajunGurl January 3, 2010
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after-da-flush rush

the feeling of happiness and relaxation after taking a nice big shit.
donny: (with a big smile on his face, reclining into a chair) ooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel better!

scotty: whats up with you man, you just hit a bowl or something?

johnny: nah dude, he just took a big shit. i hear him moanin' and groanin' and all that shit, and the plunger going.

donny: i got the after-da-flush rush!
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after after-taste

the taste of a food tasted hours after it is consumed.
That popcorn is so good, but tonight you'll taste its horrible after after-taste.
by Train2 December 2, 2011
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After Dinner Mint

To have sexual intercourse doggie style with a girl who proceeds to vomit.
Tina gave Jerry an After Dinner Mint and left his carpet a mess.
by Ale House January 3, 2009
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