Sammy Hagar

The chick who ruined Van Halen; also see, mediocrity

Boy, I really wish DLR would swing down from the stage and kick that no-talent ass-clown Sammy Hagar in his mediocre balls...

by olhick1 August 28, 2010

sluty sammi

sluty sammi is a chink that is a little slut and eats alot and thinks people like her but they dont.

wow look at that little sluty sammi . or known as a sammi b.

by Casey W December 24, 2007

Sammy Wilkinson

He is the best in the world. You are lucky if you meet him. He is the best. And he is good at everything sooooooo...................... ye

Wow! He’s a Sammy Wilkinson he’s ded lucky

by Abcs123aimmgonnamligmay April 24, 2019

Sammy Urquhart

A fuckin babe slayer with the sickest hair cut ever. He is the life of the party and is out of control. But he’s got a big heart and loves to chill with his homies. A loyal friend who is a total shredded piece of muscle. His schlong is twice his body size and has no problem with the girls. Get yourself a Sam cause he will rock yo world.

I don’t want anybody but a Sammy Urquhart they are so thick😍!!!!!!

by Bigdicksammy July 2, 2019

Sammy stupid

A girl who people want to date but she won’t say yes to short guys

Short guy: Sammy date me

Sammy stupid:how the weather down there

by Aj the booty boy September 19, 2020

Sammy P

That one basketball player who thinks he’s good and doesn’t get off the court, but it’s because he’s such a little shit.
Averages 2 points a game and has an IQ of a blanched potatoe

Sammy P: I’m such a fucking god at basketball
Everyone Else: No you’re not your such a little shit

by NotVarun January 24, 2019

Sammy stupid

Sammy stupid a person who says no to short guys

Short dude: Sammy date me
Sammy stupid: how the weather down there bud

by Aj the booty boy September 19, 2020