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Diffusentration 

An alert but passive state of attention.
My assumption is that she's in a state of diffusentration.

celebrate our differences 

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes
American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito

Dooferent 

I don’t know, man, I’m just dooferent. I even have a platypus for an arch nemesis.”
Dooferent by mysteriousdarkness:) August 17, 2021

the Michigan Difference 

When anyone at the University of Michigan does any action that they think has something to do with the fact that they are a student at the University of Michigan.
Hayley: I studied AFTER I tailgated.
Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Jack: I got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it's a B-.
Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Sarah: I hooked up with this guy at AEPi and it turned out to be my roommate's sister's best friend's cousin's camp hookup and now I'm blacklisted from ZBT.
Jacob: lol jewish geography that's the Michigan Difference!

Lauren: Has anyone seen my BLACK Canada Goose? I took somebody's dark blue one instead.
Justin: now THAT is the Michigan Difference.
the Michigan Difference by traproom November 19, 2017

Once you have kids you'll think differently!!! 

expression, phrase; English

1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you
-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"

"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-

Differbelt 

When you wear a different style belt than you normally wear.

Different+belt=Differbelt
Guy1: “That’s not the belt you normally wear?”

Guy2: “yeah I’m wearing a Differbelt.”
Differbelt by Chenne111 September 17, 2019