Morton Ranch Highschool

Morton Ranch Highschool, part of KatyISD and the best school in the Houston Area. One problem though, white people walk around thinking its their ranch. Disrespect the white man next thing you know you and your whole family is deported. 3 days later, new amendment passed making it ilegal for spics to enroll in any school in the United States.
@Morton Ranch Highschool Lunchroom
Mexican:"Hey im spic, whats ur name?"
Whitey:"Hi my name is hick, wanna see a picture of a deer I shot last weekend?
Mexican:"Picks up lunchtray and leaves to join the cholos"
Whitey:"Deported"
by :trolldaddy: October 24, 2011
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cat-le ranch

(verb) When your cat draws you toward his food source, almost as with an invisible lasso, while periodically peaking behind with a side-eye to confirm he’s got u roped in. picture a cowboy hat on your cat and u get the idea.
Schitters tried to cat-le ranch me today while I was getting dressed but I ignored his efforts.
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The Hidden Valley Ranch

The 2011 term for a very forrsted twat. Unexplored or not, the hidden valley still draws in lost travelers from vegas.
Comrade: Dang, she looks like she's fine in bed.

comrade 2: No dude, trust me. all you find is the hidden valley ranch.
by Dr. Schevenko April 23, 2011
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operation ranch hand

when you have just finished masturbating and you have ranch all over your hand
Oh shit, i forgot to clean the ranch off my hand.
by G-sus March 11, 2004
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meanwhile, back at the ranch

In a story, it means,"Meanwhile, in another part of the story,"and has nothing to do with ranches.
Timmy put the finishing touches on his painting. Meanwhile, back at the ranch , Lolita was finishing her cake.
by Newbia May 04, 2004
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meanwhile, back at the ranch

whats going on where you live.information that concerns you.
meanwhile, back at the ranch your mom was fucking your boyfriend.
by Squeakers May 05, 2004
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