pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

Slush Pocket

When a Woman has an Orgy with 10 Men, all Ejaculating in her Vagina. As she saves it all in her vagina waiting for her husband to come home to fuck, only to fuck a "slush pocket".

I knew my bitch was cheating on me when I plunged my member into the dirty Slush Pocket of an arsenal of man juice.

by maverick-66699 May 25, 2009

Joey Pocket

the youtuber joey pockett but with 1 t

Guy 1:"I love watching Joey Pocket"
Guy 2:"Shut the fuck up"

by NickW275 January 20, 2020

tuck pocket

A pocket where a man can safely hide his boner from the death vision of the Female race within his pants

Dude, Melina was shaking her ass, I had to put my boner in my tuck pocket.

by KingTLOD October 9, 2013

back pocket

having someone of importance at your disposal to help further your own agenda. usually involves kickbacks of some sort.

it's a well known fact that many corporations have politicians in their back pocket, thats why it seems like they're the ones really running things.

by hipster September 6, 2004

slosh pocket

noun-an utterly blown out, lifeless and grey excuse for a pussy who's hole is as deep and wide as the pockets on a pool table. Found most often in poor white trailer trash bitches with platinum blond hair and brown or black roots as well as your run of the mill bar fly.

Good lord man, you would have to tie a board to your ass not to get lost in that nasty bitches slosh pocket.

by b. robertson June 4, 2007

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007