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Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it
"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"
by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 23, 2022
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Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.
My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!
by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021
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Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.
"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
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Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
by Footjober February 16, 2025
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Mongolian Sunrise

A hybrid strain of Marijuana. Its identifying traits are bright green buds, somewhat dense, and a pungent fruity smell.
After two bowls of that Mongolian Sunrise and I ate the entire fucking thing.
by underlinevanity January 29, 2019
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mongolian toothbrush

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing the hair onto ones penis, followed by inserting cet penis into the mouth of another individual.
by Jesus_Kitten May 20, 2014
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Mongolian dry pancake

Wrapping and rubbing a dry pancake around your wiener until you make syrup
Jameson just released a fat load onto Mr. Yo after trying the Mongolian dry pancake
by Pubelicker94 May 28, 2025
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