dump and change

A word used when you wanna get the fuck outta some place that stinks like horseshit or the place is a complete sausage fest. Usually used when the boys are at the bar and the only available chicks are a jofas. The word relates to the hockey term dump and change when you dump the puck in and change up the lines.

Yo broskis, there are no broads up in here, lets dump and change before we all become gaylords.

This party sucks dick, lets dump and change boys.

by Bjaeger18 January 5, 2011

Dump Date

Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.

The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.

Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.

Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.

by meowfulcopter April 19, 2009

dump stack

A dump stack is achieved by eating a meal that pushes out a lingering dump in your innards. The pressure on the existing dump caused by the ingestion of the meal gives the push needed to clear things out.

I ate that sandwich, dump stacked, and blasted a Hot Carl all over her.

by danyo March 25, 2005

Dump-and-Go

A dump-and-go is when you really gotta take a dump in a public place but don't want to sit in a gross stall so you just take a little dump and get the hell out of there to finish at home.

I really needed to take a dump at Ihop after eating all those pancakes, but i didn't wanna sit in the disgusting stall. Instead, I did a quick dump-and-go and finished at home.

by Ilovepancakes15 October 21, 2009

Dump Step

When your child soils their sneakers so thoroughly in dog dump. Not to be confused with dubstep, which is the audible equivalent.

"Heedless to my warnings, June achieved a massive dumpstep in the yard of her playmate."

"Unbeknownst to Taylor, the dump step he had incurred near the swingset had become ingrained in the carpet of the Subaru."

by Jesse Bees September 5, 2012

Dump Inquisition

1. (Noun)
A dump so icredible that it becomes a historical controversy, and causes a group of people to burn a young girl at the stake

1. "They killed the girl down my street because of the fucking dump inquisition I had the other day."

by AmazinglySexy December 6, 2006

Dump and Run

A Dump and Run is an act where a man, pulls out (from the anus, and or vagina) with his penis partway through intercourse on the night he plans to end a relationship. At this point he should have a doozer, also known as a load of poop, ready to exit his rectum. He then pushes her down, poops on her chest, backhands the girl, and runs out her front door streaking, laughing hysterically.

Also, see Pump and Run

Man, that damn girl annoyed me so I gave her a dump and run; I can go to the party this weekend now.

by Brenden/Reed June 16, 2004