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giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.
The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
mugGet the giraffe in the roommug.

giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.
Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024
mugGet the giraffe illnessmug.

giraffe

Andrew looks like a giraffe because of his long neck
by theunknown565 February 18, 2020
mugGet the giraffemug.

Giraffe

These long necked bitches steal your girl in the matter of seconds. You gurl completely forgets all about you and will never leave the damn giraffe. They are beasts at sex and will stop at nothing until your girl is his. He also is good at deep throating!
My girl just left me for that damn giraffe she saw while watching animal planet
by Strongest chromosome June 1, 2018
mugGet the Giraffemug.

Giraffe

A microscopic carnivorous fish that drink mud as its diet. When you see a giraffe, escape quickly, or get eaten alive.
I hate giraffes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ser see swee February 3, 2021
mugGet the Giraffemug.

Human Giraffe

When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
mugGet the Human Giraffemug.

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