"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"
"The what?"
"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"
"The what?"
"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"
by briareos02 June 6, 2013

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

When your cat is so happy that they lay out on their back, belly to the sky and paws curled by their face. Living their best life with not a care in the world.
by Tatertotting June 30, 2022

When you want to call someone cool, rad, swaggy but since tater tots are all of these things it’s an even bigger compliment. Thank us later. If you want to return the compliment, say “tots to you too!” It’s a real cool kid term.
by Neckyourself👌🏻 June 12, 2018

A straight white male, cocky in nature, known by his crew for hitting lots of dingers; it is common knowledge that if he is not hitting dingers he can be found getting high or at the local KFC
by Bret3576 May 31, 2016

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+
Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?
Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)
Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)
Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

All of these Tot’s trying to oppress the rest of us. We just want to live and be free. They’re all Nazis.
by AntiTotalitarian August 8, 2021
