Cerritos College is a community college located in Norwalk, California. It was founded in 1955, and it has an attendence of about 23,000 students.
The long and short of it is that, all of the classes are on wait list, no exceptions. Everything in the bookstore is horribly expensive. The clubs are weird. The arcade games are too expensive, the only good one is Guilty Gear Isuka. Two of their classroom buildings are painted in weird colors, almost as if they were done on a dare. The Wi-Fi in the library is too slow.
Dudes with long hair are regarded as uber cool, and the same applies to dudettes with short hair.
Nobody really knows why, but everyone seems to roll with it, like the sheeple that they are.
And finally, they bring in free In-n-Out Burgers for everyone at the start of the semester. They're quite yummy actually.
The long and short of it is that, all of the classes are on wait list, no exceptions. Everything in the bookstore is horribly expensive. The clubs are weird. The arcade games are too expensive, the only good one is Guilty Gear Isuka. Two of their classroom buildings are painted in weird colors, almost as if they were done on a dare. The Wi-Fi in the library is too slow.
Dudes with long hair are regarded as uber cool, and the same applies to dudettes with short hair.
Nobody really knows why, but everyone seems to roll with it, like the sheeple that they are.
And finally, they bring in free In-n-Out Burgers for everyone at the start of the semester. They're quite yummy actually.
Dudette: "Hey, is it true that there aren't any cute people at Cerritos College?"
Dude: "Umm... no? Who told you that?"
Dudette: "Mmm... Noone." :D
Dude: "Oh hey, did you want to come with me to buy textbooks?"
Dudette: "I wanted to... but look at those lines, there's even a line to get in!"
Dude: "Oh don't worry, It just looks crowded. It shouldn't take more than an hour."
Dudette: "Oh alright then." :)
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Dude and Dudette: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"
Dude: "Umm... no? Who told you that?"
Dudette: "Mmm... Noone." :D
Dude: "Oh hey, did you want to come with me to buy textbooks?"
Dudette: "I wanted to... but look at those lines, there's even a line to get in!"
Dude: "Oh don't worry, It just looks crowded. It shouldn't take more than an hour."
Dudette: "Oh alright then." :)
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Dude and Dudette: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"
by dude with short hair :'( January 4, 2011
Get the Cerritos Collegemug. by mysr October 19, 2006
Get the community collegemug. by CBJDOE October 26, 2009
Get the Kaplan Collegemug. Loreto College is a catholic institution, everyone who goes there is sexy af and are WAY smarter than the absolute gremlins that lurk around in Xaverian. but the maths department is gayyyy
by TheAwesomeGingerOne November 13, 2019
Get the Loreto Collegemug. A college accredited by the West Coast Commission of non-accredited schools.
A school for men who only smoke street bowl all day and don't take care of their kids, or women who strip all night and want to make a change.
Courses:
Plumbing
Criminology
Dope Chopping
Dope Cooking
Weed Transporting
Paralegal
Gynaecology
There are some cool bitches who go to this school, and they all have low self esteem.
This college also accepts all types of payments for your tuition:
EPT
Food Stamps
WIC
A school for men who only smoke street bowl all day and don't take care of their kids, or women who strip all night and want to make a change.
Courses:
Plumbing
Criminology
Dope Chopping
Dope Cooking
Weed Transporting
Paralegal
Gynaecology
There are some cool bitches who go to this school, and they all have low self esteem.
This college also accepts all types of payments for your tuition:
EPT
Food Stamps
WIC
Everest college upped my pimp game 2000 percent!
I got my bachelor's in three months!
I too can aspire to make minimum wage someday because of everest college.
Fuck the University of Phoenix, I'm down with EVEREST!
I got my bachelor's in three months!
I too can aspire to make minimum wage someday because of everest college.
Fuck the University of Phoenix, I'm down with EVEREST!
by Moeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 11, 2010
Get the Everest Collegemug. The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.
Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
by nwafan20 December 30, 2009
Get the College squirrelsmug. John Walter (1818-1894), who was an editor of The Times newspaper, bought the 5,000-acre estate in which the school is now located. He built a mansion within it, which used bricks created from clay extracted from a site within the estate, and it served as his country seat. A dam was constructed around the site, which was then flooded to form a 47-acre (190,000 m2) lake.
Now it is a incredibly Posh Public School that has super high fees to keep State school chavs out.
Now it is a incredibly Posh Public School that has super high fees to keep State school chavs out.
by MrAntidisestablishmentarianism December 2, 2011
Get the Bearwood Collegemug.