If she’s prenatal, she’s pre-anal
Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins
Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
by Rock Guy 133 May 26, 2024

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by Realniggawiz February 14, 2021

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.
Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
by Triggers365 March 15, 2017

by FoodLover22 June 15, 2020

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.
Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.
by hilarioyo August 25, 2021
