sandals ocean water

that commercial that makes me wanna go somewhere tropical. like now

dude, did you see her shirt? its like sandals ocean water

i wanna go there

lets go to the beach

by wowsah February 11, 2009

Boy Water

When jizz is mixed with questionable water contents at a frat party

I went to a frat party with a water slide and got splashed by the boy water accumulating in the splash pool

by BasketCase1 November 28, 2024

Dog water

My Friends say that I'm DOG WATER but I always question them what does that mean and they go BRUH.

Did you fail the test your so DOG WATER at this cheaper than a public restroom

by Kid that's worthy March 17, 2021

Water gun

When you are getting your ass eaten while taking a piss

Dude last night was lit my girlfriend gave me a water gun.

by ZaneZapfe February 1, 2017

a metal water bottle

oh fuck it fell

wooosh

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANGngangang..

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT a metal water bottle WAS LOUD AS FUCK!"

by giggity spoilet April 5, 2024

Water purifucation system

Just a fancy term for making sure the water in a jacuzzi is clean after people fuck in it. Particularly useful on a cruise ship or in a spa where people well you know......

I have to run the Water purifucation system before I close the spa for the night. It's jizz something I do

by 4realazitgits May 3, 2021

waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025