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dirty ipad kid

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone
Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”
by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021
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Kids’ Ice Hockey

A sport where children skate on a frozen surface with knives on their feet whacking sticks at a black cylinder and running into each other on purpose. How safe.
My friend got a broken arm from Kids’ Ice Hockey.
by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021
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north face kid

A North Face kid is a wearer of the very expensive clothing line The North Face. They are made up of pre-teens, teens, and college students that are very rich and very spoiled all through out their life. They often talk about how much they love the outdoors but rarely ever step foot out of there million dollar homes.
"Hey! look there's that George with his new North Face jacket"

"Yea hes a total douche, he just got back from Australia with his family for the weekend, not to mention his parents just bought him a new Jeep"

"What a north face kid, douche"
by Miles1731 January 1, 2009
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swallowed my kids

You ejaculated all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm
by swiper18o4 November 19, 2015
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Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.
*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"
by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009
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Chicken Nugget Kid

A child who grows up eating the same food (usually chicken nuggets) virtually every day. Weak-willed parents of a chicken nugget kid will often yield to the child's mundane demands, offering them little to no exposure to variety of different food.

Sadly, a chicken nugget kid will most likely grow up into a picky eater, if no intervention is made.
"I feel sorry, for little Billy in my 2nd grade class. He's a chicken nugget kid, and will probably never end up enjoying going to restaurants, traveling to exotic places, or finding someone who will stand his picky eating habits for long."
by bbilbo1 May 13, 2010
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just kidding unless

When you say something as a joke and say just kidding but lowkey mean it
"What if we kissed rn?" Lol just kidding unless" -guy/girl that probably likes you
by Senpaiempty January 28, 2020
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