Pink laws are paper laws or rules that aren't generally or sufficiently practiced or enforced but are used or can be used arbitrarily on people or to selectively target people by corrupt authorities or others.
Having to get a business license when you're starting out a business in this city is a pink law man, I'm telling you people run businesses here without licenses, it's normal over here. Sure some get caught but it's normal to run a small business here without a license.
by Mirs1799 October 9, 2025
Get the Pink Law mug.The law of demonstration is a subset of Murphy’s law and works in two ways. A functioning process will not work when demonstrated, but a broken process will work perfectly. E.g. when trying to show IT an issue your computer is having, the issue will not occur.
“I was walking a colleague through a new process I created yesterday, but it just wouldn’t work. When I ran it by myself later, it was just fine!”
“Ah, you ran into the law of demonstration states”
“Ah, you ran into the law of demonstration states”
by anonymous October 13, 2025
Get the Law of Demonstration mug.Similar to Godwin's Law, Iznop's Law is "As an online investment argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will equate bad performance or just a general dislike of the investment to a Ponzi scheme. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Iznop's Law has effectively forfeited the argument."
"I love Bitcoin so I bought a lot of it."
"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."
"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."
"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
by humtake October 14, 2025
Get the Iznop's Law mug.A skank from Ontario who used to sneaky link with Roy. She posts slutty TikToks with her tits hanging out to get attention from middle aged men but likes it most when she gets it from her "Robby Wobby." Their most recent hookup was inside a Harris Teeter grocery store but the relationship ended after Roy decided she was getting too old
"Hm! I can't wait until March 28th, 2025 when WE are going to take Yung Laws to the Eiffel Tower!"
-Roy
-Roy
by Big Barth October 15, 2025
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Get the Ollies Law mug.The third law of thugonamics states: the one who sent the cheeked up pineapple is trying to cover up the fact that he lied
OJ Simpson proceeds to send a dancing pineapple with a big butt after the glove doesn’t fit. This is an example of the Third Law of Thugonomics
by Nike Toon October 19, 2025
Get the Third law of Thugonomics mug.Oh my gosh guys, I forgot my passport and I didn’t know this was bagina law. Looks like I’m not going to Cabo with you guys.
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