Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Reverse bear

seks from the back with bear noises (big hug)

im gonna reverse bear you grrrrrrl

by #1reversebearfan May 26, 2025

Booga bear

A nickname for a longhaired cowboy in Oklahoma

That ‘ol booga bear is a regular old cowpoke.

by 808error November 27, 2023

It’s a bear

Something to say when you have an erection and you don’t actually want to tell anybody.

At a party:

Gene: Lucas, would you like another beer or t-
Lucas: Oooh! It’s a bear!!

by Bigrockstar1119 August 13, 2018

Polar bear

A white kid in tattnall county that thinks he is the shit , that likes special girls

Polar bear likes these special girls

by Polar green May 31, 2022

No Bears

Statement made as common courtesy after passing gas in a wooded, outdoors environment, usually when hiking. The phrase not only alerts fellow hikers to the flatulence, but also assures the group that a nearby bear did not make the sound.

Friend: *farts* No Bears!
Me: Thanks for the heads up dude, but what did you eat last night?

by bloodvyper August 8, 2021

bear trap queen

Antonym to trap queen.

A female who acts loyal to family and friends but is quick to stab them in the back.
She'll trick you into trusting her, drawing you in with a fake persona then snap on you like a bear trap.

I got my dick caught in a bear trap queen.

by zombitchin April 9, 2016