Goosing parkade in water

Ducking building on fire

“I’m not a coward I ran through a ducking building on fire, Sophia. You’re a bitch”
“Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”

by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.

My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!

by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023

Watered-down bitch

Fake af

Damn Julia, you a watered-down bitch!

by anonymous February 17, 2025

water deer

a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded

mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...

by =======. October 1, 2019

Water Shock

A term used for when you drink no liquids for 24 hours or more. After the time period, you drink a little sip of water and you'll get the feeling of "ascending into heaven".

Dude I tried water shock and that first sip of water felt amazing.

by Sadjhj October 18, 2025

Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011