by No Name 06 February 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. S is for Seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and,
I is for Impressing girls online with your investment,
And the M is for the Money that you've lost since this all started,
But the P is for the Princess, always gave her what she wanted, 'till you had an empty wallet.
SIMP.
oooOOO
Normally used in the wrong contexts, this term is used to identify a male adult who spends his money and time on e-girls (usually Twitch Thots), and will do anything to have at least a tiny bit of hope of matrimony.
I is for Impressing girls online with your investment,
And the M is for the Money that you've lost since this all started,
But the P is for the Princess, always gave her what she wanted, 'till you had an empty wallet.
SIMP.
oooOOO
Normally used in the wrong contexts, this term is used to identify a male adult who spends his money and time on e-girls (usually Twitch Thots), and will do anything to have at least a tiny bit of hope of matrimony.
*donation notification pops up*
EG: Thank you, "I_<3_u_eg" for the $300
Simp: *Heavy breathing*
Random Guy: *opens bedroom door*
Simp: Shut the fucking door!
RG: BEGONE, SIMP! *shuts door*
EG: Thank you, "I_<3_u_eg" for the $300
Simp: *Heavy breathing*
Random Guy: *opens bedroom door*
Simp: Shut the fucking door!
RG: BEGONE, SIMP! *shuts door*
by AWMuzao August 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Friend 1 - Is Kaushal going to be ripping some apex tonight?
Friend 2 - nah, he said he's gotta go to the airport to pick up his girlfriend who arrives tonight. They haven't seen each other in months.
Friend 1 - what a simp.
Friend 2 - nah, he said he's gotta go to the airport to pick up his girlfriend who arrives tonight. They haven't seen each other in months.
Friend 1 - what a simp.
by Sweet5t March 30, 2022
Get the Simpmug. by Dumping March 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by drocodestroyer621 September 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug.