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Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.
I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special

Wall Street Special

The act of going out for food during you time away from you white-collared office job on a work day and ordering two margaritas and no lunch. Can be summed up as “two margaritas, no lunch.”
Friend 1: Hey man, we’ve got the next couple of hours to go downtown and grab a bite, where should we go?

Friend 2: I don’t care man, as long as I can get my Wall Street Special, two margaritas, no lunch!

Wall Street Special

The act of going out for lunch from your white-collared office job and ordering two margaritas and no food to accompany, can be summed up as “two margaritas, no lunch”
Friend 1: Hey man, we’ve got the next couple of hours away from the office, where should we go to grab a bite? Somewhere downtown?

Friend 2: I don’t care man, as long as I can get my Wall Street Special, two margaritas, no lunch.

The blue store special

The blue store special is a sexual act where two individuals of any sex take a fried chicken leg from the blue store and douse it in hot sauce, shove it in the recipient’s ass, and eat it. This must be done so the bone never exits the recipients ass. Bonus points if the recipient is female and you do the same but with a potato log in the vagina, and make sure the skin stays. Hot sauce is not recommended if you use the potato log in the vagina.
Me and my girl had the blue store special last night. I loved it.

Edward Telford special

You leave a raw chicken outside for a week to let it rot, then once it’s full of maggots and mould you take a shit inside it. You then cook it in the oven until golden brown, eat it then throw it back up into another freshly bought raw chicken, cook it again and feed it as a meal at Christmas dinner
You wanna try my chicken I made it Edward Telford special style
Edward Telford special by Japlaman January 21, 2026

Bumhole Finger Special

The Bumhole Finger Special, is when you finger someone's asshole. Then make someone else suck your finger clean. You can get a whole train running. Meaning each person is bent over, kneeling, butt naked, aligned in a circle. Then each person fingers the person in fronts ass, and shoves their finger in the person behinds mouth.
Person 1: OMG, did you hear how at the party, we did the Bumhole Finger Special
Person 2: Aww, thats so lucky. I want to do that so bad. How many of you were there.
Person 1: There was about 15 of us, butt naked on Jenny's living room floor.
Person 2: Aww lucky. So who'd you finger, and who sucked your finger.
Person 1: I made Will taste Jason's ass.