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penis patty 

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.
Jordan has a very nice penis patty.
penis patty by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017

Penis Fly Trap 

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.
"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."
Penis Fly Trap by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

Penis Ghost 

A ghost that has died without possessing a penis so he wanders around and harvests penises from other men
"oh shit, the penis ghost is here to steal my penis."
Penis Ghost by plsletmeusethissite January 30, 2017

Penis Barrel 

A severe medical condition that causes an enlarged prostate, normally linked to being either to horny, or the over usage f your timber.
Timmy won't be at school today because he was up to late and got a penis barrel.
Penis Barrel by Jamaican funk February 26, 2017

Penis Fever 

When a girl has sex with a guy, and then is hooked on that guy for a real long time
The Main bri: I just had sex with this girl and she doesn't want to leave me alone.
The nigs friend: Bruh she has Penis Fever