innie penis

refers to a male reproductive organ when there is an undescended testicle; the reproductive organ of a masculine lesbian or the male reproductive organ that a dyke desires; refers to the reproductive organ of a hermaphrodite.

She has an innie penis.

by emnm1 December 10, 2009

popeye penis

When the base of the penis shrivels up, but the tip remains at normal size; resembling popeye's arms.

I just came in from the cold and now I have a popeye penis.

by Brye C. January 24, 2011

penis implant

To implant your dick in any human orifice.

She needs a penis implant, implanted right in her snatch

by Dick Stroker September 18, 2006

Maia's Penis

A genital infection of the penis, similar to genital warts.
The penis version of Athlete's Foot.

What's that on your penis, is it a wart? OH NO YOU HAVE MAIA'S PENIS GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW

by maiaisaninfection February 23, 2011

penis bag

1. Another word for foreskin or prepuce. This is the skin that covers the glans of the penis on an uncircumcized penis.

2. A bag that contains woman's best friend - her sex toys/penises.

1. "You're penis bag is showing." or "Your penis bag is stuck in my teeth" or "OUCH! My penis bag is stuck in my zipper!!!"

2. "I never leave the house without my penis bag!"

by le professeur de sex August 24, 2011

penis weed

A more humorous version of dick weed

That guy sure is a penis weed.

by Sasquatch December 1, 2004

Female Penis

Also known as the clitoris (or clit for short), is regarded as the female penis for a few key factors:

1. It is the most sensitive part of the external female genitalia from which pleasure is derived (similar to the head of a penis)

2. It becomes longer and harder when aroused (similar to a penis)

The female penis is able to penetrate the man through reverse sex

by Sweetpea & Baby Cakes February 1, 2008