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That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
mugGet the That shit pisses me offmug.

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
mugGet the swimming in a pool of his own pissmug.

Piss-wank

A fuking cuck head. A person who thinks they're the best at everything, little do they know everyone hates him.
Oi mate, look over there at Archie, that piss-wank
by Whatta Meme May 30, 2018
mugGet the Piss-wankmug.

Piss baby

A piss baby is a whiny immature person
Jonathan Thomas is a piss baby
by Lampppppp April 25, 2024
mugGet the Piss babymug.

Flamingo Piss

When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.

This cannot be done in a handicap stall.
Dude 1 Man, I had to do the flamingo piss at that truckers stop today

Dude 2 That sucks.
by xX420_WeedMan_420Xx May 22, 2018
mugGet the Flamingo Pissmug.

Piss Baby

The thing you call someone when they mute you in discord. It means that they drink piss and act like a baby.
"Since I have Ben muted, yall would tell me if he was calling me a piss baby, right?"
by MCCousins April 21, 2022
mugGet the Piss Babymug.

On the piss

When one is drunk or at least drinking a hefty amount of alcohol in one sitting. I.E; At a birthday party or on New Year's Eve.
by Jack Spank9049 July 31, 2023
mugGet the On the pissmug.

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