Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Reverse bear

seks from the back with bear noises (big hug)

im gonna reverse bear you grrrrrrl

by #1reversebearfan May 26, 2025

It’s a bear

Something to say when you have an erection and you don’t actually want to tell anybody.

At a party:

Gene: Lucas, would you like another beer or t-
Lucas: Oooh! It’s a bear!!

by Bigrockstar1119 August 13, 2018

to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.

I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!

by bear stearns May 20, 2008

gummy bears

something desirable. usually a snack at the ungodly hour of 3am

"mmm a pack of gummy bears sound real good right about now~"

by R0tt3ngutz666 February 4, 2022

Bear

bear is a teen who likes bears, brockhampton, osu and genshin impact. he is the biggest sweat at genshin and acts soft but is actually the most foul soul to exist

"Bear? I know her, wish i didnt."

by bearrcub March 9, 2022

Ookie wookie pookie bear

An Ookie Wookie Pookie Bear is someone who when you see them your whole body feels with 100% love and just wanna explode and just kiss them and love them forever curl up in a ball with a movie at a big fire place and just Pookie Lukey Pookey them forever. Also they’re someone you wanna take on a nice hot date and some ice cream for ever and then take them home and snuggle them all night long. My ookie wookie pookie bear is the kind of person who you just want to love in all ways all day everyday forever and have ookie wookie pookie bear babies with because they’re just so precious and lovely and you’d let them black swan u any day because they love you so much and you love them. Awwwww<3 ily bby

Smash or pass Ookie wookie pookie bear?

Smash my organs out man fs! (But gentle with respect)

by ChadDylanCooper January 18, 2024