Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007

Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

Spirit Bear

A manifestation of one's mind when you are deeply struggling at a task at work.

Cam was getting mauled by his spirit bear while making his dessert

by Long Rod Smith December 7, 2020

Rizzly Bear

A legendary person by the name of Jacob Morgan that has an unprecedented amount of Rizz. Used only to refer to this person.

Jacob Morgan is such a Rizzly bear, I want him to put a baby in me.

by The Rizz King III January 3, 2023

Bear trap

when a woman in her 30's stops taking birth control, to trap a man into a relationship by having a baby on purpose.

she'd done laid a bear trap

by ella-ness September 20, 2020

Polar Bear Head

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

"I think Freds a virgin. Last night he gave me Polar Bear Head."

by Childofthelight March 1, 2014

bear

Internetaaron

"You're a bear!"

by F0RMAL1TY October 22, 2023