douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."

*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved

by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011

Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.

My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.

by Cbd23 October 16, 2016

douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 January 8, 2009

Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017

douch

douch is know as a jerk or someone who wants things done their own way

Man he's such a douch, he cant just tell people how to do things his way .

by steven ford July 12, 2017

Douche Stamp

A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.

Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?

by Babardouchebaginator June 10, 2010

douche coosh

The bitch chick who may or may not be attractive but fucks like a goddess without limits.... and loves cutting peoples egos down... cause she don't give a fuck (Unless you ask)

That douche coosh broad totally made my brother cry last night... and stole his cash

by SubluxateLexiconsForVexation December 18, 2015