Douche dust

Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.

The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.

Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?

Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.

Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!

EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
by danasp_42 November 10, 2021
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douche titty

A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.
" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."
by tomowlss January 10, 2014
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douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
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douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench May 13, 2012
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Pseudo-Douche

A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.
Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.
by Just-Ice, man. July 07, 2009
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typical Willies douche

A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.
by Qwertymanguy December 01, 2022
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