colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits

Usually described after eating a large meal on St. Patricks which consist of a mass amount of corned beef and corn. After eating this meal you, and or others, shit on a females large breasts. See Turkey Tits

"After a large St. Patties dinner, Brian and Nick tag-teamed Elvira in the upstairs bathroom and had a huge corn in your shit beef tits" fest. Followed by Marc laying down a huge gurn to Elvira.

by Real World Clinton December 7, 2006

national pop a tit day

pop your tittys in discord dms.

“hey girl pop your tits”
it’s national pop a tit day

by Pee do do May 6, 2022

national show a guy your tits day

On April 26th it is manditory to show at least one guy your tits

Hey its national show a guy your tits day

*takes off shirt*

by Jesuscock April 12, 2017

Mother natures got her tits out

When its absolute pearler of a day

Fuck me horse mother natures got her tits out today

by oi oi savaloi March 31, 2019

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008

National Show Me Your Tits Day

Every May 17th on even number years is this holiday.

“Dude, I can’t believe it’s may 17th!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”

by rubbermanrubberman May 17, 2020